Humor: funny stories and jokes

A guy is in a British private hospital, in bed, asleep, with an oxygen mask on his face. The nurse walks in, see's he's a little sweaty, and proceeds to wipe his brow. Feeling this, the guy opens his eyes. "Oh nurse" he says, "can you check something for me?" "Certainly" say's the nurse, "What is it?" The man looked at her with a pleading expression "Can you please check to see if my testicles are black?" "No one's said anything to me and I really need to know if my testicles are black." Without further ado, the nurse pulled back the sheets, took his manhood in one hand and felt around his balls with the other. Within seconds, the guy's manhood grew and grew. The nurse took no notice - professional - and, just as she expected, the fluid flew forth. Without a word, the nurse let nature take it's course, then wiped the guy down once the flow had finished. Pulling the sheets back up, the nurse looked at the guy and said "Well, Mr Brown, I'm pleased to say that everything down there is in perfect working order, so there's nothing to be concerned about in that department." The guy looked at her. He was obviously elated and well pleased. "Thank you nurse, that was totally unexpected and very much appreciated, but ,can you tell me..." he removes the oxygen mask... "Are my test results back?"