One day this cat went for a walk along the lake, it was walking around minding its own business when it saw a little saussage poking out of the water, the cat walked over and stuck one of its paws in.
The next day the cat was walking along the same rivier and it saw the saussage again this time it was bigger so the cat walked over and stuck both its front paws in.
A week later the cat came back and saw a HUGE saussage poking out of the water so it took a run up and dived into the water.

Whats the moral of the story??

The bigger the saussage the wetter the pussy.