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Old 05-30-2005, 04:39 PM
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Default Old Chinese proverbs ;)

Men who drop watch in toilet have shitty time

Men who stand on toilet is high on pot

Men who go to bed with itchy bum, wakes up in morning with smelly finger

Men who walk thru airport turnstile sidewards is going to Bangkok

Virginity is like bubble... one prick and it's gone

Men with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Men who stand behind car all day get exhausted

Foolish men give wife grand piano. Wise men give wife upright organ

Panties not best thing on earth - but next to best thing on earth

Men who fish in other mans well soon to catch crabs

Men who masturbate into cash register soon to come into money

Passionate kiss is like a spider's web - leads to undoing of fly
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