Humor: funny stories and jokes

[mcdrain]

A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear. The blonde realises he is staring and inquires "Are you looking at my pussy?" "Yes, I'm sorry," says the man and promises to avert his eyes. "It's quite alright" replies the woman "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man is completely absorbed and inquires what else the pussy can do. "I can also make it wink," says the woman. He stares in amazement as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman. The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?" Stunned, he replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too?!"