A guy walks into an adult store and asks the lady at the counter for a blow up doll. She asks him "oral, anal, or regular?" The guy replies "well I want regular". She then asks him "male or female?" The guy replies "well I want female". Then she says "do you want muslem or christian?" The guy says "why the hell would that matter?" The girl at the counter says "The muslem one blows itself up." LOL
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