Humor: funny stories and jokes

[funnyhunny]

A guy walks into a bar and sees that there is some sort of contest going on. He askes the barman "what type of contest is it?". The barman replies "it's to see who can make the horse in the back room laugh". The guy thinks about it and figures he can do it, even though nobody had succeded so far. He walks into the back room and a few seconds later comes out and the horse is rolling on the floor with laughter. The guy collects his prize and leaves.

The next day the guy somes back to the bar and there is another contest going on, this time to see who can make the horse cry. The guy thinks to himself "no problem". So he walks in the back room and a few seconds later walks out, and the horse is bawling. The barman asks "I want to know how did you do it so easily both times?" The guy replies "the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his... the second time I showed him!!" :roll: