Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-20-2008, 07:43 AM
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Hunting for the first time
Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time. Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
But when Joe got 100 yards away, he...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-18-2008, 06:09 AM
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Views: 155
Hiking
A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.
"How'd you get that, son?"
"By hiking."
"Hiking?"
"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-15-2008, 05:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 177
Adam and Eve
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-13-2008, 08:10 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 182
Rooster
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100.
The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His name's Roy. He'll get all your...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-11-2008, 07:03 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 181
You will each get one wish
Three men were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, "You will each get one wish."
The first man wished...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-09-2008, 07:12 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 189
Three blondes
A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-07-2008, 07:44 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 178
Glasses
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs on an ironing...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-05-2008, 06:25 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 172
Different types of animals
There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, "It...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-01-2008, 06:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 169
Who talks more
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use (on the average) only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-30-2008, 06:29 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 171
Strange disease
A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You've been screwing around in the Far East, very common...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-28-2008, 05:37 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 178
A big lady swimming
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked over to her towel....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-26-2008, 04:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 224
It could have been worse
Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack. Everyone in town knew Jack was very optimistic - even if a situation was terrible, Jack could always think of a way it could be worse. Everyone in the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-24-2008, 05:52 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 179
A gay man goes to church
So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.
When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces:...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-22-2008, 07:02 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 175
A blonde painter
A man requested a blonde painter to paint him in the nude.
"No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing."
"I'll increase your fee two times," he said.
"No, no thanks!!"...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-20-2008, 08:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 168
Bubble gum
A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he removed a stick of gum he had from the airport in Canada, and started to chew it. He walked into a French coffee shop and sat himself beside an English...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-17-2008, 06:15 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 173
All-powerful genie
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.
"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish."...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-15-2008, 06:52 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 181
Three hookers
Three hookers of varying ages were standing around, discussing their profession. The middle aged one said: "So, how's business?"
"Awful!" replied the young one. "All anybody wants is blow jobs!"...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-13-2008, 07:18 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 174
Old man
This old man goes to the doctor's.
"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
"So what's the problem?"
"I can't...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-11-2008, 06:10 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 167
A new house
A couple just got a new house. The husband turned to his wife and ask her to go to the hardware store and get a door hinge for him. She kindly agreed and left.
When she got to the hardware store,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-09-2008, 06:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 182
Dentist's office
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-07-2008, 06:18 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 193
Naughty pictures
This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot and asks him what it looks like.
"A naked woman." He shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question.
"A naked woman on a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-05-2008, 09:08 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 182
Five penises
Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove.
A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.
He is completely shocked and shouts, "Hello,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-03-2008, 05:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 191
A woman pregnant
A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know,"...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-01-2008, 05:25 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 177
Buying meat
One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks for twenty dollars to buy meat.
"Are you crazy?" says the husband, who pulls her over to a mirror. "Let me show you something? This twenty-dollar bill...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-29-2008, 06:30 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 176
I got a dilemma
A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of his. So he sits down with his friend and tells him, "Friend, I got a dilemma." The friend asks him, "What's the problem?" He says, "Well, I went on my...
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