
08-09-2008, 07:12 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
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Three blondes
A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, "Why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"
The blond answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."
Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced!
Q: What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde?
A: Vaseline and poli-grip.
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