
08-07-2008, 07:44 AM
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Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 337
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Glasses
Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
A: The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years the job still sucks.
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