Glasses
 

Don't wear your glasses on a blind date. You'll look better, and he will too.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra.
The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
A: The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years the job still sucks.