Humor: funny stories and jokes

[skillas44]

There is a family of three at a nudest beach. A mom, dad and their son. The mom's making breakfast, the dad walking around, and the kid outside playing. After five minutes of being there the kid comes in and tells his mom that he saw a girl with really BIG boobs. The mom replies "the BIGGER the DUMBER." The kid goes back outside to play and five minutes later comes back inside. This time he tells his mom that he saw a guy with a really BIG PENIS. His mom replies "the BIGGER the DUMBER." The kid goes back out to play. He returns ten minutes later. But this time he says "mommy I saw daddy talking to this really dumb lady and daddy was getting dumber by the second."