Humor: funny stories and jokes

A man comes home late one night and decides to have sex with his wife. They do it, then go to sleep. The next day at work, the man gets bored and calls his wife.
Maid: Hello?
Man: Hello? Who is this?
Maid: This is the maid.
Man: I don't remember getting a maid, anyways... where is my wife?
Maid: She is upstairs with a man whom I figuered was her husband.
Man: What?! Ok, get the gun from the kitchen.
Maid: Got it.
Man: Now, go and shoot my wife and the man that she is with.
The man hears the phone drop, footsteps, and a couple of gunshots.
Maid: What do I do with the bodies?
Man: Throw them in the pool.
Maid: What pool?
Man: Hm... Is this 555-7943?!