Humor: funny stories and jokes

[missymolly]

A woman and her husband were lying in bed, the husband was reading a book while his wife was trying to sleep, out of nowhere the husband reaches over, plays with his wife, and then continues reading, the wife turns over and grins at her husband then procedes to go back to sleep, a few minutes later the husband reaches up his wifes nightgown, plays with her a little, then continues reading again, so this time the wife thinks "ok, I'm going to get some loving tonight!" so she gets undressed and starts kissing her husband's neck. Her husband looks over and says "what are you doing?" and the wife says "well, you kept touching me so I thought you wanted to have sex" the husband then laughs and says "No! I WAS JUST GETTING MY FINGERS WET TO TURN THE PAGES!!"