
08-15-2009, 07:06 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 337
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Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
"We're going to be late."
Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
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