Haven't I seen you someplace before?
 

Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

"We're going to be late."
Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."