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Old 11-23-2008, 02:46 PM
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Default The difference

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes


A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom - gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"
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