The difference
 

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes


A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom - gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"