Old Chinese proverbs ;)
Men who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
Men who stand on toilet is high on pot
Men who go to bed with itchy bum, wakes up in morning with smelly finger
Men who walk thru airport turnstile sidewards is going to Bangkok
Virginity is like bubble... one prick and it's gone
Men with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Men who stand behind car all day get exhausted
Foolish men give wife grand piano. Wise men give wife upright organ
Panties not best thing on earth - but next to best thing on earth
Men who fish in other mans well soon to catch crabs
Men who masturbate into cash register soon to come into money
Passionate kiss is like a spider's web - leads to undoing of fly
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