Re: Humor: funny stories and jokes
that is funny as hell!!
A man was going down the street of the city he lived in. He was known to be a big perv always looking for some ass. He walked around until he saw a woman he thought was sexy and said "Tickle your ass with a feather?" the woman exclaimed "WHAT?!" the man acted quickly and changed what he said to "extrordinary nice weather?" the woman just looked at him wierd and said "ummm... yeah sure". He then saw another girl and asked the same question "Tickle your ass with a feather?" she screamed " WHAT?!" and corrected himself again, "extrodinary nice weather?" she said "oh, yeah sure". But there was a drunk nearby, who saw the whole thing and asked what he was doing. The perv replied "I came up with this trick, I asked he girl if I could tickle her ass with a feather and when she says 'WHAT?!' you quickly change your wording. The drunk man thought about for a minute and thought 'what the hell?'. He walked to the nearest girl and said "Can I shove a feather up your ass?" when the woman screamed "WHAT?!" the drunk replied: "Look at the fucking clouds"!!
LOL!
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