Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-05-2008, 08:07 AM
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Views: 243
Three gay men
Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Benny...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-03-2008, 08:09 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 238
Could you tell me the time?
"Excuse me, could you tell me the time?" asked the blonde of a man on the street corner.
"Sure....it's three fifteen," he replied with a smile.
"Thanks," she said, a puzzled look crossing her face....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-01-2008, 07:24 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 233
Backseat
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over.
"Do you want to go in the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-29-2008, 09:36 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 221
Chinese detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he received this...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-27-2008, 08:23 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 215
1000 pounds of dynamite
There were these two people in a bar, a boy and a girl. They started talking and decided to go back to the guy's house. When they got there the man took off his shirt and said, "This is 1,000 pounds...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-25-2008, 07:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 204
Where's all your excitement now?
Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"
Then the first guy turns around and...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-23-2008, 02:46 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 207
The difference
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
A man went over to his girl's place for a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-21-2008, 08:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 210
She is like...
Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-18-2008, 08:30 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 215
Extra-large condoms
A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large condoms.
The pharmacist replies, "Yes, would you like to buy one?"
The woman replies, "No sir, but do you mind if I stand...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-16-2008, 07:41 AM
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Views: 354
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-14-2008, 07:11 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 274
Critical condition
This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical condition. Her husband waits patiently in the waiting room. After a few minutes, the doctor comes out and asks her assistant for a wrench, which...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-12-2008, 06:09 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 224
Teenage daughters
Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-07-2008, 07:38 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 241
Hoshimota! Hoshimota!
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-05-2008, 07:36 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 190
Confess your sins
There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-03-2008, 07:48 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 193
Doctor appointment
One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
She says, "Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh."
The man feeling...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-01-2008, 06:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 190
A facelift
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am"?
The man replies...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-30-2008, 06:10 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 256
A blonde moonwalk
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?
A: Because he wanted to look hard!
Q: What is the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-28-2008, 07:21 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 207
Three pregnant women...
Three pregnant women, again a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, are sitting in a room trying to figure out who's the father of their babies.
The brunette says "My baby's either Steve's or Jim's."...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-26-2008, 07:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 192
Postcard from a blond
Q: What does the postcard from a blond's vacation say?
A: Having a wonderful time. Where am i?
A man was working with an electric saw when he accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He quickly...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-24-2008, 08:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 198
Steering wheel
A guy walked into the pub and said, "Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?" The bartender said "Why is that there is it annoying?" "Yes," the man said, "its driving me nuts"
Q: What do...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-22-2008, 01:07 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 200
Cousin in the closet
A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet.
"What the hell are you doing?!" the man asks.
"I'm riding a bus," his cousin replies.
"That's a stupid thing to...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-19-2008, 07:37 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 199
Two old friends/enemies
Two old friends/enemies who love to take the piss out of each other are in a bar, drinking. One reaches over and feels the other's bald head.
"Good God! This feels just like my wife's ass!" The man...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-17-2008, 06:36 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 405
Wife control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while, one of the first two turns to...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-15-2008, 06:18 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 190
What's the definition of innocence?
Q: What's the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making little sleeping bags for mice.
You're just like a television -- even an old man can turn you on....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-12-2008, 08:13 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 359
Going to Las Vegas
A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags and he asks, "Where are you going?" he asked.
"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men who will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!"...
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