Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-25-2007, 06:04 AM
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Views: 380
The drunk neighbor
Two neighbors: a drunken guy and a priest.
The priest wanted his neighbor to stop drinking.
So, he tells his son to dress up like an angel and go to the drunken guy’s house and remind him about...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-21-2007, 07:03 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 392
A random sex joke
A young boy walks in on his parents having sex, with his mom on top.
"Mom, what are you doing?" the boy asks.
"Well, you see, your dad has a big belly so I have to lie on it to flatten it," she...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-18-2007, 06:47 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 389
The perfect woman
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-16-2007, 06:41 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 377
Ikea beds
Ikea are now selling LESBIAN BEDS... There's no screwing involved, just Tongue in Groove...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-13-2007, 06:46 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 557
A woman in a chemist
A woman walks into a chemist and asks if they sell extra large condoms. " Yes madam" says the chemist. " Would you like to know how much they are?" " No thanks," she says. " But do you mind if i wait...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-11-2007, 06:54 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 381
Gyno
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-09-2007, 07:30 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 533
Orgasms
Why did god invent orgasms for women? So they can still have a fucking moan even when they're enjoying themselves!
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-05-2007, 07:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 408
Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?
This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says, "Is your penis big enough to touch your...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-29-2007, 06:14 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 382
Michael Jackson jokes
Q.Why did MJ call Boyz II Men?
A.He thought it was a deliver service
Q. How do you know when it is bedtime at MJs house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand
Q. Why did MJ go to...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-26-2007, 06:23 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 425
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-22-2007, 06:31 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 378
Argument about sex
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-18-2007, 06:21 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 436
Orange penis
A guy goes to see his doctor about a problem that he has. Once in the surgery, the doc asks the guy what is wrong with him. The guy replies "well doc, you see I've got this problem and it's really...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-13-2007, 07:02 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 407
The good, the bad and the ugly
Good: You agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find the condoms
Ugly: Your daughter has them.
G: Your son spends a lot of time in his room.
B: You find porn movies under his bed.
U: Your in...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-11-2007, 07:50 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 584
Top 20 reasons chocolate is better than sex
1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-09-2007, 06:28 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 437
Double dose of viagra
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.
"Why not?" asked the man.
"Because it's not safe," replied the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-04-2007, 06:31 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 418
Eye rubbers
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-02-2007, 06:20 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 564
W.I.F.E
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE..... you know ... Young, Urban, Professional."
The second guy says, "I'm a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-30-2007, 06:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 458
Celebrations at a bar
A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
"What a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-28-2007, 05:49 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 413
International love making
A Frenchman, an Italian and an Canadian were discussing love-making.
"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman.
"She was in sheer ectasy this morning..."
"Ah,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-23-2007, 05:20 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 446
The creation of a pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their own design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-21-2007, 06:49 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 404
My favorite misogynist jokes
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. Why did God invent the yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-19-2007, 07:03 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 393
Man walks into the bedroom
Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
Wife replies: "I think...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-18-2007, 05:46 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 379
A tatoo
A Girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs: one of Mike Tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of Evander Holifield on her left inner thigh.
She points to them and asks the bartender...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-17-2007, 06:10 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 374
The blackboard
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face.
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-16-2007, 07:21 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 377
I have a headache
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my...
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