Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-21-2007, 07:04 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 382
Writing a letter
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of "writing a letter."
One day, Daddy said to his daughter, "Tell your mommy...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-19-2007, 07:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 347
Two nuns
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-17-2007, 07:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 384
Hilarious jokes
Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-15-2007, 07:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 339
Funny Q&A
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
Q: How do you break a blonde's nose?
A: Place a dildo under a glass table!
Q: What do you get when you smoke pot and...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-13-2007, 08:34 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 45,006
A blonde and a rooster
Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: in the morning a rooster says, "cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says,"any-cock'll-doooo."
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-11-2007, 07:54 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 19,131
1,000 Valentine's Day cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-09-2007, 08:00 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 368
Magic trick
Two men in a sauna. The first one says to the second one, "Do you want to see a magic trick?"
Second guy says, "Sure."
"OK. Face away from me and get down on your hands and knees."
Second guy...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-07-2007, 07:11 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 430
Love dress
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law said, “What the hell are you doing?” “I'm wearing my love...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-05-2007, 08:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 535
Cheating
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-03-2007, 08:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 340
Good dentist
A woman met a man at a club and went back to his place for sex. Afterward, she said “You must be a good dentist.” He replied, “How did you know I'm a dentist.” She said, “I didn't feel a thing.”
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-01-2007, 06:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 332
In the beginning...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-30-2007, 07:33 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 395
Magic watch
A man walks into a bar next to an extremely hot girl and immediately looks at his watch.
She says, "Is your date late or something"
He says, "No I just got this magic watch".
"What does your watch...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-26-2007, 05:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 391
Once in a bar...
A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-24-2007, 06:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 387
Helicopter flight training
A blonde went to helicopter flight training, wanting to learn to fly that day. The owner agreed to send her up, and instruct her by radio. He showed her the start up, and basic procedures, and up she...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-21-2007, 07:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 521
Blow-up dolls
There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, "Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!" So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were sleazy...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-19-2007, 07:08 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 871
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-17-2007, 07:21 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 445
Sleeping in church
A man and his wife were sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked "Who created the Earth and man?" The woman poked the man with her knitting needle and the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-15-2007, 07:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 444
A difficult choice...
A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes and puts $800 in the bank. Second spends $800 on clothes and puts $200 in the bank....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-13-2007, 09:25 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 936
Three women discussing their husbands
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman says "My husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-06-2007, 05:48 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 444
Two guys are in a strip joint
Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"
Then the first guy turns around and...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-04-2007, 07:33 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 427
The difference
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: What's the difference between a Porsche...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-02-2007, 06:46 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 423
Selling Porsche
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-30-2007, 10:03 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 422
Woman ages
Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-28-2007, 07:49 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 405
Pinocchio and sandpaper
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-26-2007, 07:32 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 462
A picture of my wife
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes...
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