Funny Q&A

[funmonger]

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: How do you break a blonde's nose?
A: Place a dildo under a glass table!

Q: What do you get when you smoke pot and take Viagra?
A: Stiff joints!

Q: What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
A: Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)

Q: What do you give the woman who has everything?
A: My phone number.

Q: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact with women?
A: Breasts don't have eyes!

Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!