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Old 10-08-2008, 06:54 AM
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Default What is the perfect wife?

Q: What is the perfect wife?
A: A good-looking, sex-craved, chef who owns a liquor store.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q: What's the position to make ugly babies?
A: Ask your parents.

Q: What's the similarity between a Rubics Cube and a penis?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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