What is the perfect wife?
 

Q: What is the perfect wife?
A: A good-looking, sex-craved, chef who owns a liquor store.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q: What's the position to make ugly babies?
A: Ask your parents.

Q: What's the similarity between a Rubics Cube and a penis?
A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.