The best of the joke

[funmonger]

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common?
They're meant for kids but dads end up playing with both!

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?
Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!

What's the difference between a broom and a fifteen-year old guy?
Nothing! They're both always hard!