Q&A

[funmonger]

Q: Have you ever read that married men live longer than single men?
A: What they don't tell you is that married men are much more willing to die.

Q: Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?
A: So he can get oxygen to his brain.

Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?
A: B.J.

Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
A: They both hope to be human someday.

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.