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Old 08-06-2007, 06:07 AM
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Default If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?

- You only get laid once.
- You only get eaten once.
- It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
- You share your box with 11 other guys.
- But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.... Your life ain't that bad!!!
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