If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
 

- You only get laid once.
- You only get eaten once.
- It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
- You share your box with 11 other guys.
- But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.... Your life ain't that bad!!! :)