A woman decided to give a costume party. She told all the guests to come dressed as an emotion, and the other guests would try to guess what emotion each costume represented. First came a man dressed all in blue. Of course his emotion was easy - he had the blues. Next came a woman dressed all in green. Her emotion was easy too - she was green with envy. Finally in came a man who was completely naked, except for a bowl of custard strapped around his waist, and his penis in the custard. Nobody could guess what emotion he represented. Finally the hostess said, "We give up. What emotion are you?"
And the man said, "I'm fucking disgusted."