Re: Humor: funny stories and jokes
Ha ha! Read this hilarious joke!!
A young man walks into a bar one evening and sits down next to a georgeous young redhead who was sitting all alone. He started talking to her and they really hit it off. She was intelligent, good sense of humor and interested in many of the same things he was.
After a few drinks, she asked him if he would like to stop at her apartment, which was nearby for a nightcap.
Of course, he immediately said yes , so they left.
After a couple of more drinks in her apartment, she asked him if he would like to see her bedroom, and course, becoming very aroused by this time he said yes.
They went into her bedroom and he noticed she had a huge collection of teddy bears. There were small ones along a shelf near the floor, there were medium sized ones on a shelf further up, and there were giant ones on a shelf near the ceiling.
The guy was so horny by this time he decided not to ask her about the collection.
So they tore off there clothes and jumped into bed and started making love.
An hour later, the man looks over at the redhead and said, "How was that, baby?"
She returned his smile and said "You can take anything from the bottom shelf when you leave."
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