A reporter was in a small town interviewing a local about the town when he asked the man to tell him a feel good story to print.
"Well there was that one time that Dudleys wife got lost up in the woods. A bunch of us guys got together to go find her. By the time we found her we were so drunk we all took turns fuckin her."
The reporter tells the man that he can't print that and asks for a sad story. Pitifully the man drops his head and says
"Well there was that time I got lost up there."
LOL!!!
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