[oregonswinger]

A man was walking down the street when he noticed the prettiest girl he had ever seen. He went up to her and said "I must have my way with you right now." The lady looking all confused said "excuse me?" The man said "I'll drop $500 on the ground, and by the time you pick it up I'll be behind and do what ever I want to you." The lady looking confused said "wait a minute, let me call my friend." So she calls her friend and she tells her friend "this guy says to me that he will drop $500 on the ground and by the time I pick it up he would be behind me doing whatever he wants with me." Her friend said "you should do it, because by the time he drops the money you can pick it up and run before he gets behind you. So call me later and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later she calls her friend, her friend asked her what happened. She said "the jerk had $500 in quarters!"