Johnny's 16th birthday
On the day of Johnny's 16th birthday his father comes down and says "Son, it's your birthday, heres $100.00 to go get laid". So off Johnny goes but on the way to the whorehouse he passes grandma out in the yard. She says "Where are you off to Johnny?" he says "Dad gave me 100.00 to get laid". She says "Hmm hell I'll do it for $100.00. Not knowing the difference he says ok. When he gets back home dad asks "So how did it go?" Johnny says "Well I never made it to the whorehouse, granny did me for $100.00." Shocked, Johnny's father says "You mean you fucked my mother?" Johnny says "Why not... you fuck mine..."
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