[funmonger]

A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did."
"You got in an argument with your boss."
"Well, piss on him!!!" said the man.
"You did. He fired you."
"Well, screw him!"
"I did." said his wife. "You're back to work on Monday."