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Old 07-31-2009, 08:11 AM
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Default What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?

Q: What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?
A: My zipper!

Q: What's the worst way to get a headache?
A: When she sneezes.

Q: How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style?
A: She takes off her clothes and makes her boyfriend roll over beg.
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