[funmonger]

Three hookers of varying ages were standing around, discussing their profession. The middle aged one said: "So, how's business?"
"Awful!" replied the young one. "All anybody wants is blow jobs!"
"What's wrong with that?" asked the mid-lifer. "It's easy work, a quick turn over, and you can make more money that way."
"That's just the problem," exclaimed the young lady, "I can't get more than $20.00 for a blow job! How can I make any money that way?"
"Oh," she replied, shrugging, "that's nothing. When I started working, we only got $10.00 for a blow job!"
At this point the old hooker chimed in. "You kids have it so easy! Why, back in my day, we had to give blow jobs for free! And we were glad to get something warm in our bellies, too!"