ROFL
Q: Why don't witches wear undies?
A: To get better grip on their brooms.
Q: What's 5 miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.
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