[ohmygawds]

LOOK HERE! THIS JOKE IS AWESOME!!

A man comes home from work and tells his wife "come on honey let's have sex". She says "you can't talk like that in front of the kids, say something like let's do the laundry or lets do the dishes". The man says "ok."
Next day he comes home from work and says "ok, honey let's do the laundry". The wife says "ok, but let me feed the kids first." So the man waits. An hour later he says "come on honey the kids are fed, let's do the laundry".
The wife says "ok let me just put the kids to bed and we'll do the laundry for sure".
Couple hours go by and the wife goes up to the man and says "ok, honey! I'm ready. Let's do the laundry." The man says "that's ok, it was a small load, I did it by hand."