A couple were sleeping one night, when the woman woke suddenly. She turned to her boyfriend and said "I just had the best dream!" The man said "about what?" The woman said "well, they were having a penis auction - large penis were going for $150, medium penis were going for $50 and small penis were going for $25." The man asked "what was mine going for?" she said "$10." A bit pissed the man went back to sleep. The next night the couple were sleeping when the man woke suddenly and said "I just had the best dream!" The woman said "about what?". He said "well, they were having a pussy auction and the tightest pussies were going for $150, the loose pussies were going for $50, and the loosest pussies were going for $25." The woman asked "well what was mine going for?" And the man smiled and said "where do you think the auction was held?"