A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing nude
in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You
know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My
face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is
hanging
out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to
her husband and says....."Tell me something positive to make me feel
better about myself"
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice........
"well......there's nothing wrong with your
eyesight".