Woah! How'd we get down there? Let me just say before I address that aspect that my dentist is impressed with my flossing and I don't even know what that is. Ask your sweetie to brush it and/or quit flossing with the stuff.

But I'm not talking about furry kitty here, kids. Whether you like bareback or chewbacca down there (um, I gotta go with chewwy), is cool. I'm talking about going across the pond and looking European under the arms!

Now, I can imagine that with the aversion to having Miss Kitty all soft and pettable, that I'm going to get a roaring flame up my ass for suggesting that she grow those pits too, but - go figure - I LIKE it, and so do a few other guys that I know.

Always the contrarian.