Women problems
A man comes home from work to find all his belongings strewn across the front yard.
He walks up to the front door and finds it locked. He tries his keys and they don't work. After pounding on the door for what felt like forever his girlfriend finally opens the door.
In shock he asks her what is going on. She replies "I found out today that you are a pedophile and we are over".
Angered he looks her square in the eyes and responds, "that is a mighty big word for a nine year old."
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