some vampire jokes!

A vampire walks into a bar and asks the barman for a glass of hot water. The barman is a little confused but hands the vampire what he ordered. An hour later another vampire comes into the bar and asks for a glass of hot water. The barman becomes more confused but gives the vampire what he ordered. A few seconds later another vampire walks in and asks for the same thing, a glass of hot water. The barman couldn't take it anymore and finally asked what it was for. The vampire pulled out a used tampon from his pocket and says, “It's for my tea.”

another one

What did the vampire say to the high school girl?

See you next period.