Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-26-2010, 06:15 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 7
Doctor's office
Three guys are in a doctor's office. One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the third's a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge in their bad habit one more time, they will die....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-05-2010, 07:45 AM
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Replies: 1
Views: 10
Hangover
A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did."
"You got in an argument with your boss."
"Well, piss on...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-16-2010, 07:23 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 17
S&M magazine
One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.
This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him.
He...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-01-2010, 10:02 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 27
Little Jonny
Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny comes running over. He says "Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then they...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-22-2010, 09:23 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 51
Two drunks at a bar...
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.
One drunk says to the other drunk, “Did you sleep with my wife last night?”
To which the other drunk replies, “Not a wink.”
Q: How do you know that...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-22-2010, 10:43 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 81
A party of girl scouts
While leading a party of girl scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, our troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in an indecent act.
"Back ladies,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-11-2010, 09:50 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 65
Yaaaaa-Hooo!
A blonde girl is driving through the West. Her car runs out of gas and an Indian comes along on a horse and gives her a ride to a gas station.
Every few minutes he lets out a wild whoop that would...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-16-2009, 09:30 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 106
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
A husband and wife are watching "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire," and the husband winks and says, "Honey, let's go upstairs..."
The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.
So the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-03-2009, 07:43 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 131
Three black penises
At an art exhibition, a couple was viewing a painting of three VERY naked, VERY black men sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the men on the ends of the bench had black penises, but...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-17-2009, 08:47 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 104
A body builder
A body builder walks into a bar, and after a while and a few drinks, picks up a girl, and decided to head back to his place. By the time they got home he saw that the girl was so excited that he rips...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
11-06-2009, 08:22 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 143
Very small breasts
There was a woman who had very small breasts and was too afraid to have them surgically enhanced. So she went to the doctor to find some other way to make them bigger.
"I have a miracle exercise for...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-20-2009, 10:10 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 445
A beautiful young woman in a bar
A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.
"I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends how personal it...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-12-2009, 09:15 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 126
Cruising the world
Mr. Johnson had been retired for a year when his wife of fifty years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young!" He thought it...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
10-02-2009, 06:48 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 127
Bunch of flowers
Once on a Friday, two women were sitting and talking. Then one woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers in his hand. She said, “There comes the asshole with...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-24-2009, 06:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 164
Romantic winter vacation
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-18-2009, 06:19 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 138
Smart men
Q: Why are men so smart during sex?
A: Cause they're plugged into a genius!
Q: Did you hear the one about the Jewish porn film?
A: It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.
Q: what...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-14-2009, 07:19 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 143
Female hormones
Two men were in a pub.
One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?"
The other man said, "No! Is it true?"
"Yes," said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-07-2009, 07:48 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 132
Libido
The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young guys to go out with older women and young women to go...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
09-02-2009, 07:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 128
Weight loss clinic
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful naked woman with a sign that says "If you catch me, you can...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-31-2009, 08:14 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 149
Sex before marriage
Two friends, Bob and John were discussing sex before marriage.
John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married, did you?
Bob: I'm not sure. Remind me - what was your wife's maiden name?
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-24-2009, 08:26 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 129
Two lawyers
Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.
"Boy, I'd like to screw her," says one lawyer.
"I agree," says the other.
"But out of what?"
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-15-2009, 07:06 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 6,298
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man:
Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
08-10-2009, 07:19 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 136
11 people hanging onto a rope...
There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-31-2009, 08:11 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 133
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-25-2009, 08:19 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 127
Ideal man
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and...
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