Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-05-2008, 07:14 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 272
What will we name the child?
Three guys are walking down the beach, when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. The first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says, "What will we name...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-03-2008, 06:24 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 344
Stop doing drugs!
Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-01-2008, 07:58 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 403
Three monks
Three monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-28-2008, 07:27 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 278
Little girls and babies
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-26-2008, 07:24 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 298
Pussy Treats
A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store and slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.
The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-24-2008, 07:51 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 399
Fine phrases
Give a man enough rope and he'll lasso another woman.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-22-2008, 08:39 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 283
Dirty mind
Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?”
Jane blushed and said that she didn't know....
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-20-2008, 08:04 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 294
Very small breasts
There was a woman who had very small breasts and was too afraid to have them surgically enhanced. So she went to the doctor to find some other way to make them bigger.
"I have a miracle exercise for...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-18-2008, 08:56 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 278
Mysterious old woman
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-16-2008, 08:54 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 273
Animal Control
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-15-2008, 09:58 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 13,355
Eating lightbulbs
Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs.
"How do you know that?" asks...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-13-2008, 09:24 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 272
Quiz around Halloween
A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween.
"Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?" About 30% of the class puts their hand up.
"Okay, how many of you have...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-11-2008, 08:20 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 292
The various uses of vaseline
A local reporter was interviewing locals about the various uses of vaseline. He knocked on a door, and a man answered in his bathrobe.
"Sir, could you tell me what you use vaseline for?"
"Hm......
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-09-2008, 08:52 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 376
Two guys meet in heaven...
Two guys meet in heaven, and are chatting about how they died. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy says he died of a heart attack.
"How did that happen?" asks the first guy....
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-07-2008, 07:28 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 282
Inflation
A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East.
The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady. Finally he leaned...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-05-2008, 08:04 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 279
Gambling
It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. Two bored dealers are waiting around for someone to walk up and try their luck at the craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-03-2008, 08:54 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 295
A beautiful young woman in a bar
A guy walked up to a beautiful young woman in a bar. "Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" he said to her.
"I don't know," replied the beautiful young woman. "It depends how personal it...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-31-2008, 08:06 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 984
The condom aisle
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, "Well, you see...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-29-2008, 08:08 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 292
Blondes again
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: What...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-27-2008, 07:40 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 284
Defining identities
Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through a park, when they passed three women, eating bananas.
"Good evening, ladies," said Sherlock. After they passed, Watson asked if he knew those women....
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-25-2008, 08:25 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 293
Compliments
Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-23-2008, 08:21 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 287
Tea time
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood. The vampire pulled out a...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-21-2008, 08:17 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 300
Duck hunting
Two blondes decide to go duck hunting. Neither one of them has ever been duck hunting before and after several hours they still haven't bagged any.
One hunter looks at the other and says "I just...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-19-2008, 08:22 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 302
Brand new Harley Davidson
One day Ed, known for always being broke and shabby, walks into his regular bar. One of the other regulars, noticing his new clothes and brand new Harley Davidson asked him where he got it. Ed, with...
|
|
Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-17-2008, 07:46 AM
|
|
Replies: 0
Views: 309
Grandma & Grandpa
Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa.
"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."
They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps...
|
