Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-02-2008, 07:31 AM
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The best of the joke
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What do women's breasts and toy cars have in common?
They're meant for kids but dads end up playing with...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-30-2008, 07:27 AM
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Indecent act
While leading a party of girl scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, our troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in an indecent act.
"Back ladies,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-28-2008, 08:22 AM
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The ages
Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored.
Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic.
Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-25-2008, 06:56 AM
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Views: 200
Saddle horn
A blonde girl is driving through the West. Her car runs out of gas and an Indian comes along on a horse and gives her a ride to a gas station.
Every few minutes he lets out a wild whoop that would...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-24-2008, 07:23 AM
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Views: 181
A sale on steel-belted radial tires
A man had a habit of buying things immediately after reading the ads about the products in the paper. Naturally, his wife was not too happy about it. One day the man read an ad about a sale on...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-21-2008, 12:37 PM
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Views: 180
It's time for me to go home
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-15-2008, 06:48 AM
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Teenage daughters
Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.
The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-13-2008, 08:26 AM
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Business trip in Japan
An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-11-2008, 06:58 AM
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Views: 214
Confession
There once was a young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-09-2008, 07:04 AM
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Views: 221
Penis
One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-07-2008, 07:23 AM
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Views: 206
A facelift
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am"?
The man replies...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-05-2008, 07:51 AM
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Views: 219
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-03-2008, 06:40 AM
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Views: 233
Wonder bra
Q: Why is it called the wonder bra?
A: Because when they take it off you wonder where her boobs went.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
20: one to change the bulb, the rest...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-01-2008, 07:13 AM
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Views: 227
Electric saw
A man was working with an electric saw when he accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He quickly rushed to the emergency room. The doctor there told him, “Give me the fingers and I'll see what I can...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-30-2008, 08:33 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 235
Buying gloves
"I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."
"Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.
"Oh, yes,"...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-27-2008, 08:07 AM
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Views: 243
Returning from the honeymoon
A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what's wrong.
"Well," replied the man...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-25-2008, 07:49 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 238
University final examination
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-22-2008, 07:34 AM
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Views: 251
Horseback riding
A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-19-2008, 08:05 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 247
An Avon Lady
An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-17-2008, 07:58 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 246
A body builder
A body builder walks into a bar, and after a while and a few drinks, picks up a girl, and decided to head back to his place. By the time they got home he saw that the girl was so excited that he rips...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-15-2008, 07:46 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 393
My wife is an angel
"My wife is an angel."
"Lucky you. Mine's still alive."
A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.
"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-13-2008, 07:55 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 246
Passionate sex
This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, "I guess that was...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-11-2008, 08:17 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 238
Six double vodkas
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-09-2008, 07:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 240
A blond guy
A blond guy visits the hospital. "I want to be castrated!" he demands cheerfully.
"Are you sure about this?" the doctor asks. "Have you discussed it with your wife?"
"Yes, yes! I've thought...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-07-2008, 07:24 AM
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Views: 262
An archaeologist is the best husband...
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have - the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
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