Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-27-2008, 04:34 AM
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Views: 172
Heaven clocks
There was this guy named John that went to heaven. He looked around and saw millions of clocks, some were slow and some were fast. He went to God to ask a question.
"What's the deal with all these...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-25-2008, 04:59 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 180
Perfect garden
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-23-2008, 04:49 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 641
Wife control
Three men are at a bar, and two of the men are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent.
After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, "What...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-20-2008, 05:04 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 168
Abnormality
Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He thought it to be a reproductive abnormality so he wanted to consult a doctor. But he was a little hesitant to...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-18-2008, 04:46 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 170
Three rabbits
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-16-2008, 05:12 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 212
Bubba
A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty drunk, and the topic turns to Bubba at the end of the bar who, as everyone knows, has the biggest dick in town. One of the guys gets...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-12-2008, 04:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 171
Climb this pole...
A group of guys were chatting with a good-looking girl and, somewhat improbably, asked her to climb this pole that was conveniently nearby. For whatever reason, she decided to do it.
When she told...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-10-2008, 04:39 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 310
Sexually exhausted
At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-08-2008, 06:14 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 391
At last they're finally together
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-06-2008, 07:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 165
Guess who?
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-04-2008, 08:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 173
Sexual statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
06-02-2008, 08:05 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 178
Small boobs
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. "Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?" she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-31-2008, 06:41 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 168
A good dentist
A woman met a man at a club and went back to his place for sex. Afterward, she said “You must be a good dentist.” He replied, “How did you know I'm a dentist.” She said, “I didn't feel a thing.”
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-29-2008, 06:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 253
Sex education class
One day a boy came home from school and his mother asked, "What did you do today, son?" The boy replied, "I learned a lot in Sex Education class." The mother, thinking this to be a dirty joke, yelled...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-27-2008, 07:24 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 167
Art gallery
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-25-2008, 07:37 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 168
Lover's Lane
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, "I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker." The guy thinks about this for a short time and says...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-22-2008, 08:28 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 160
ROFL
Q: Why don't witches wear undies?
A: To get better grip on their brooms.
Q: What's 5 miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-20-2008, 06:51 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 166
On a date
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at "Lovers' Cove" where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-18-2008, 07:33 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 338
A blonde in Vegas
A blonde was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She was standing in front of the candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.
She picked up the candy bar and put it...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-16-2008, 06:39 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 161
On the first day of college
On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-14-2008, 07:22 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 157
Blondes, blondes again...
Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a masters degree in psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.
A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-12-2008, 06:58 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 170
Six hours left to live
After a visit to the doctor, a man returns home and tells his wife he has approximately six hours left to live. Of course, they go straight to bed and have some amazing, athletic sex. Half an hour...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-10-2008, 07:18 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 692
A perfect man and a perfect woman
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-08-2008, 05:50 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 261
A new NASA experiment
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
05-06-2008, 07:12 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 185
Chinese detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he received this...
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