Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-28-2009, 08:37 AM
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A woman pregnant with her first child...
A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...," to which the doctor replies, "I know, I know,"...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-26-2009, 08:01 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 234
Telephone poles
Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the ground. "Fifteen" was the answer.
"Not...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-24-2009, 07:53 AM
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Views: 276
Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a porsche.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
Q: How...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-22-2009, 08:41 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 259
S&M magazine
One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.
This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him.
He...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-20-2009, 08:04 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 256
Christmas party
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.
This one blonde decided to commit...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-18-2009, 07:22 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 229
Cooking dinner
A couple decides to get married, despite the fact that the woman doesn't know how to cook at all. After all, he says, they can live on love. After the honeymoon is over, the man goes back to work....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-16-2009, 08:57 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 231
An escaped convict
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-14-2009, 08:26 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 227
Abnormality
Once an abnormal guy went to a doctor. His abnormality was that he had three balls. He thought it to be a reproductive abnormality so he wanted to consult a doctor. But he was a little hesitant to...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-12-2009, 07:23 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 229
Accidental bump
A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman in the breast with his elbow. Quite apologetic, he turns to her and says "If your heart is as soft as your breast, you will surely forgive me." She...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-10-2009, 09:20 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 221
Intelligence
Son: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
Dad: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-08-2009, 10:24 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 215
Washing machine
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week!
Q: why is a blonde like a door knob?
A:...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-06-2009, 10:02 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 220
What's 72?
Q: What's 72?
A: 69 with 3 people watching!
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me I'm going in.
Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-04-2009, 08:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 225
I'm leaving you
Just as mom walks though the door, little Johnny comes running over. He says "Mommy, Mommy. I was playing in daddy's closet and he can in with the lady next door and they started kissing and then...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-02-2009, 10:01 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 238
Two drunks
Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm.
One drunk says to the other drunk, “Did you sleep with my wife last night?”
To which the other drunk replies, “Not a wink.”
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-29-2008, 08:11 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 249
Sexual statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-26-2008, 09:02 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 231
Marylou
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.
"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-24-2008, 08:27 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 271
Two airplane mechanics
Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usually...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-22-2008, 08:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 235
Artificial body parts
A married couple was having dinner and the conversation got around to transplants and artificial body parts.
"They'll make an artificial dick next," the wife said.
"Bullshit!" replied the husband....
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-19-2008, 08:34 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 420
A hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister
What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac, and a sorority sister?
The hooker says, "Are you done already?"
The nympho says, "Oh no! You're not done already!?"
The sorority sister...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-17-2008, 06:19 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 267
Secretary
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife's gaze...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-15-2008, 09:27 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 262
Big bank is in trouble
A blonde girl in tears came running to her father.
"What's the matter?" asked the father.
"You gave me some bad financial advise," she said.
"I did? What did I tell you?"
"You told me to put my...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-13-2008, 10:00 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 245
Short ones
Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: Who cares?
Q: Why don't rabbits make noise when they're making love?
A: Because they have cotton balls!
Q: Why do men prefer...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-11-2008, 09:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 379
Vegas vacationing
A blonde was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She was standing in front of the candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.
She picked up the candy bar and put it...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-09-2008, 08:27 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 235
Some fun
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!"
"I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies. 'Lots of...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
12-07-2008, 10:07 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 283
Why so expensive?
An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research.
"How much is this one?" he asked. "Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20," he...
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