Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-18-2009, 09:31 AM
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Views: 113
Autumn
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-15-2009, 08:45 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 122
Who's the other father!?
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
07-10-2009, 01:00 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 126
Square breasts
Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!!!
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can go to sleep with the light on.
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-28-2009, 08:03 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 180
New boyfriend
One night a blonde teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose. Later, the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-25-2009, 07:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 123
Houdini
Three guys are walking down the beach, when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. The first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says, "What will we name...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-23-2009, 08:10 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 130
Test of purity
3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-21-2009, 07:42 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 151
The initial insertion
This guy is suffering from extreme abdominal pain so he goes to the doctor. The doctor says that the problem is serious, but with medicated rectal inserts the problem should go away. After the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-17-2009, 07:35 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 117
Bubbles
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-15-2009, 07:37 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 1,066
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: A branch manager.
Q: What's the difference between a girl's...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-13-2009, 07:49 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 138
Sex lives
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
04-10-2009, 07:53 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 127
Animal Control
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't figure out how to get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
03-31-2009, 08:02 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 138
Phone in her car
A blonde says to her psychiatrist, "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."
He replies, "Don't you have a phone in your car?"
She says, "That was a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-27-2009, 08:59 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 223
An American woman of 40
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-22-2009, 10:51 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 225
Convincing a prostitute to turn respectable...
A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her.
"Oh, my child," he said, "your dress is most lovely."
"Thank you,...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-19-2009, 09:06 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 212
Optimist
Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack. Everyone in town knew Jack was very optimistic -- even if a situation was terrible, Jack could always think of a way it could be worse. Everyone in the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-17-2009, 08:15 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 227
I'm not eating any more chicken
A little boy and girl at school having lunch in the shelter shed.
"Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches."
"Why?" he asked.
"Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down here,"...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-15-2009, 09:09 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 228
Female hormones
Two men were in a pub.
One man said, "Did you know that beer contains female hormones?"
The other man said, "No! Is it true?"
"Yes," said the first man. "If you drink too much, you start talking...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-13-2009, 09:55 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 218
Ice fishing
A blond decides to go ice fishing, so she packs up all her gear, a blanket, a picnic, wine and her ice fishing gear She sits down on the ice, enjoys her picnic, has some wine and decides to cut the...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-11-2009, 09:24 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 214
Hangover
A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did."
"You got in an argument with your boss."
"Well, piss on...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-09-2009, 07:37 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 221
I wish I could pee wine...
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.
"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish."...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-07-2009, 09:45 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 220
Two Italian men
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-05-2009, 08:15 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 222
Valentine's Day cards
A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day cards for her son and father.
The 50 feet of displays for hundreds of cards astounded her.
She muttered out loud, "I wonder if they have anything for...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-03-2009, 09:23 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 226
It's the year 2389
It's the year 2389, and martian and earth couples are living peacably side by side. One day, an earth couple and a martian couple are having lunch and the subject of sex comes up. Because the earth...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
02-01-2009, 08:12 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 260
A naked woman
This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows him an inkblot and asks him what it looks like.
"A naked woman." He shows him another inkblot and asks him the same question.
"A naked woman on a...
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Forum: Humor: funny stories and jokes
01-30-2009, 08:27 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 229
Hello, Hello, Hello!
A man comes home from work early to find his wife in bed with three men.
He is completely shocked and shouts, "Hello, Hello, Hello!"
His wife whines, "What? No hello for me!?!"
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